Killer Cell Phones

http://ca.tech.yahoo.com/experts/chrisnull/article/2253 

A man in China was killed by an exploding cell phone today. This isn't even the first reported death by an exploding cell phone. What's scary is that the article only cites cell phone deaths in China, leading me to believe that: 1) exploding cell phones are racist and 2) my iPhone is out to get me. 

I will be closely monitoring my phone and will keep you updated. Unless, that is, my cell phone kills me.